The Mayan Calender means nothing, there is no rouge planet headed towards us, the earths poles will not reverse and we're not going to fall into a black hole. NASA has two words for you conspiracy theorists: suck it! More after the jump.

Priests, prophets and "experts" who've done research on the internet have a mighty's called "science".   NASA took time off their busy schedules to let everyone know the world isn't ended.  In a MSNBC story a NASA scientist was quoted as saying:

"While this is a joke to some people and a mystery to others, there is a core of people who are truly concerned,"



All in all, NASA said that there is no scientific proof of any impending cataclysmic event.  The scientists came forward because the doomsday rumors frighten children and already suicidal teens. Thanks internet trolls!  NASA had to take a day off of science and space exploration to explain that you're full of crap.