Have you ever been pulled over for doing 40 in a 35 mph zone? Admit it, it ticks you off, right? Even though we know we broke the law and we know there are reasons there are speed limits.


Imagine though if you got busted for breaking one of these strange laws that are still on the books in the great state of Texas.

In Galveston it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the streets. Crap! My camel and I were looking forward to going to the beach this summer!

It is illegal to shoot at a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.Well darn, now I have to tell my camel we can't stay on the second floor on our buffalo hunting trip

Dang it!  The complete Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home, and I just bought it for my camel's birthday.

Guess I will take my camel to Borger for vacation, maybe we can sit around and throw feather dusters at each other.

In Borger, you will be breaking the law if you throw whips, rubber balls, feather dusters, confetti, or any kind of explosive firecrackers.

Hold your "fire" in Port Arthur, you may not emit obnoxious odors if you are in an elevator. It wasn't me, it was the camel.

My camel and I both broke this one back in April. In San Antonio, you will be breaking the law if you flirt or respond to flirtation with your hands, eyes, or both--regardless if you are a man or woman.

Guess I will sell my camel and buy an alligator if I can just find out where to get the application to own an alligator..

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