Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Wobbling down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppitty ...jeez is it hot here, I'm feeling woozy
Yes kids, the Easter Bunny is just your neighborhood drug dealer. Click through f0r the story plus to other bonus bits of audio you can't live without.
The wind is blowing the dirt is flying, the weather is egg-cellent for another Easter Bash. So after the big Easter egg hunt, and you've had your fill of "peeps" head out to the Lonestar Event Center for the 2012 Easter Bash.
Yes I'm an expert on a lot of things. One of them is "Easter Candies". Easter is the holiday with the best candies, mostly because a lot of them, but not all, are chocolate based. Think about it, Halloween is cheap candy, Christmas is peppermint and stuff (and you can get those at Sonic anytime), and despite the high chocolate quotient, Valentines candy is mostly for girls (sorry it'