that's just wrong

Holy moly!  I like homemade food, but other than that, I'll leave pretty much everything else to professionals.  The idea of being so hard up or ignorant to go to an unlicensed dentist just gives me the shivers.  More after the jump.

Okay, I can relate to this one.  Who hasn't crept up or passed by their partner and given them a pat on the rear?  And, every once in a while that pat, could be categorized as a "slap" on the butt.  Well, we had a story today about an 'A$$ SLAP GONE WRONG".  Oh, did we mention the lady was sunburned?  More after the jump.

Who doesn't love a good waterslide?  They are both cooling and terrifying!  Now imagine one so fast that it may be messing up lady parts?  Leave it to the Germans to come up with a waterslide that leaves you with that 'just molested by a fire house feeling".  More after the jump.

Have you ever knocked out a drumbeat on your steering wheel?  Chances are if you're a rocker, you've done it more that a few times.  One many claims that was just what he was doing and not what he is accused of.  Details after the jump.

We've got some very funny stuff for you today, including a bully getting the sh@t smacked out of him, what to do when your 'news' doesn't come in and

The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway.  I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK".  Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:

Wanna show off your wiener without getting caught?  Show it to blind folks!  Who looses there?  I guess maybe the few sighted people around the area.  This and MUCH more after the jump.

This is one of those questions/headlines that really doesn't need to be answered, but remember, no matter how twisted the RockShow is, we aren't twisted enough to come up with stuff like this.  Nope, this is an actual law that is being debated overseas.  Click through for RockShow Necro-Magical-Fun Time.

Frat-bags do the dumbest thing. If you told me you were going to tape me to a bunch of other naked dudes, i'd tell you 'laterz'.  For some reason these prospective douche bags not only took it, they wouldn't help the police.  This and more fun after the jump.

The best way to lose a friend is to get to know them.  These days we "get to know them" through their insane Facebook posts and ramblings.  Now you can even let someone know that they are less of a friend than you thought they were.  Click through for the story:

I guess the title of this one could be open for a little debate.  The cat could be having a really bad day, or the cat could just have a really bad owner.  Let's start with a simple fact that I think pretty much everyone out there should know, CATS DON'T JOG.  More after the jump.

Sometimes we annoy each other just for fun. We all have our little quirks and on the RockShow sometimes we enjoy exploiting each others weaknesses just for our own amusement.  Today I drove Heathen over the edge.  Details after the jump.