things you can't unhear

What will you be known for? Will it be achievements, your love of family or something else. We have a pretty weird "something else" for the guy in our story.

This is just plain nasty, and there's not a dang thing you can do about it.  Enjoy after the jump you filthy animal.

Do you think life is even marginally fair? What do you think about all those prayers from people who NEED to win the lottery in order to keep eating.  Wait until you hear the story on the other side.

Welcome to the RockShow Threesome.  We have fun from all four corners of the globe, which begs the question, "how can a globe have corners"?  Now we're just confused.  Please listen to our morning doodies.

Well we have a bit of everything here, don't we? A man who has sex with cars, a man looking to have sex with random men, and an alarm clock that needs an exorcist. Enjoy some damn fine listening with the Rockshow after the jump.

There was something in the air today and it wasn't just those combo burritos. There's three bits of golden audio magic you can put in your ears after the jump.

Sometimes we go back and get this audio for you and think, man that's some sick stuff! Today was one of those days. Enjoy some audio from the Rockshow.

I hope you realize the sacrifices I make for you. In order to find the funny graphic, I had to type "short penis" into a search engine. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY DON'T EVER TRY THAT YOURSELF. Hear the story after the jump.