The Ugly Truth About Creation [VIDEO]

Today, on the Ugly Truth,  I wanted to talk about creation and how I think there was some room for improvement. I think I made it through this one without profanities, but the topic itself is a little touchy. Enjoy at your own risk.

If God made me after his 'own image', are you saying that he has a rear end?  Why would he need a rear end? You might say for sitting, but why would he need to sit? And if it was uncomfortable for him to sit, why wouldn't he just make a more comfortable chair (rather than something so unsightly as a rear end)? And so on, and so on. These are questions that keep me up at night.  Here's more.