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Don't we all just love it when a crook gets coming to them. If more people just had the opportunity to beat the living sh!t out of crooks, I think there might be less crooks.  I know I'd be less likely to rob a place if I knew I was going to be punched in the face for a half hour.  Details after the jump.

The world owes a debt of gratitude to you organ donors. It is very big of you to make one final sacrifice for the benefit of others.  Sometimes though, accidents happen and your guts just get smooshed.  More after the jump.

Geez this was a hard one to title.  I don't want you guys to miss out of the 'big' surprise in the story.  Let's just say anytime any lawyer looks bad we're interested, but this particular case is a little wrong.  More after the jump.

Down here in Texas we hear a lot about bodies found in Mexico. It can be very scary to be that close to that much death.  It turns out, we're not that close at all, at least compared to Milwaukee.   Heathen has the story next:

Who doesn't love a lady in uniform? If you are wanted by that lady in uniform, it may actually mean "Wanted" instead of "wanted," get it? Our suspect today finally got it. Heathen has the story next:

Today it's no so much about what happened in history, but what Heathen thinks should have have happened in history.  Why should you give a darn about what Heathen thinks?  Because it's the reason his wife is going to give as an excuse for why she murdered him.  More after the jump.

ANYTHING to make our soldiers lives better is good by me.  Even if that ANYTHING is a somewhat odd sex sleeve.  Maybe we should just wait until you click through for any more details.

You know what they say, "once you go horse you never....uhh, uhh".  That's right, "they" don't say anything about people who love horses.  By "love" I don't mean respect and cherish either.  I tend to mean more of the physical kind of love.  If you think you can stand more, click through.

How long do you wear a pair of underwear?  You know that pair of drawers you have on that you farted in all day?  The ones that you got just a drop or two of pee (or worse) in?  In short, how often do you change your stanky ass drawers?  More with Heathen next:

Most people I know don't ever even take off all of the time they are "owed".  Most of us have to double up to take any time off so it's just not worth it.  Then there's some of us who are somewhat defined by out work and don't know what do do with our free time.  Then there are people who will try ANYTHING for some time off. Heathen has that story next:

It's another edition of "It Sucks To Be You".  It would suck to be hit by a car.  It would suck more to be hit three more times.  The only good part of this story is that you're not in it.  More after the jump.

How about that headline for this story?  Have you EVER seen a better headline? Just read it out loud and you'll start laughing until you snarf (when you laugh hard enough to blow snot).  All of this begs the question, why haven't you clicked through to hear the story yet.