How about that headline for this story?  Have you EVER seen a better headline? Just read it out loud and you'll start laughing until you snarf (when you laugh hard enough to blow snot).  All of this begs the question, why haven't you clicked through to hear the story yet.

It's amazing the stories we get. Heathen and I were just talking the other day about people and their weird kinks. Not necessarily the "kinks" in particular, but the fact that there is so much weirdness in the world that somebody you know, is probably into some really weird stuff...and you have no idea! So with all of that in mind, here's the story: