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Normally I don't need to re-share or post anything about farting. I think we all get enough of it everyday. I know I do and that's just during The RockShow, if you know what I mean.

This one is bugging me big time.  It's the new practice of using hashtags (#) as shorthand or a punchline for a joke.  It was especially infuriating when used on places other than Twitter.

OK, so technically it's a chimpanzee. But still, when you give a loaded AK-47 to a chimp, what outcome were you expecting? Because I'm pretty sure it's not going to be good.

What women say and what women mean has been a question for the ages. It has confounded men since the dawn of time. Well be confussed no more!

I was wondering why my DVR hadn't recorded any new episodes of "The Colbert Report" for a week. Now I know why. Sadly its because his mother died.

Yes this is an actual tampon commercial that's playing in Russia. It's for Tampax and it makes its point quite well even if you don't speak Russian.

David Draiman is a very intimidating individual. His bald head and chin piercing along with the butt-kicking boots give off a real "don't mess with me" vibe. In real life, David is an intelligent, well spoken, and maybe even a little nerdy kind of guy. So now that you know the two David Draimans, get ready for a third.

The Daily Show was doing a piece on immigration and the current immigration bills in Congress. Which somehow brought them to the WWE who now has a character, Zeb Colter, who is anti-immigrant.

In England was bubble wrapped to highlight the importance of...something. Doesn't really matter. But yes, a whole street, bubble wrapped. This is awesome. I wish someone would bubble wrap my street.

I've been going around all week with Scooby-Doo bandages on my shredded finger (and another on my tattoo scar). Of course I trust all of my wound care to a ghost fighting talking dog.  I then went to 'man-up' a bit at the pharmacy and I was surrounded by Strawberry Shortcake, Dinosaurs and others. It occurred to me then, there are no bandages for men.

I've been friends with Terry Corso since he was in Powerman 5000, which was in between stints with his original band, Alien Ant Farm. When I heard they were coming back to town for "The Big Night Out Tour" I shot a quick message to catch up.

Holy hell! 2 old people made a rap video about Jesus. And in order to reach the youth of America they decided that the chorus "Jesus Christ is my n!&&@" is the way to go.