Watch the Official FMX Birthday Bash Pinata Get Destroyed [Video]

The 35th FMX Birthday Bash met all the criteria that you've come to expect: Loud, stinky, rude and just downright awesome.

Some 1,700 fans crammed into the sardine can we call The Lonestar Pavilion to see Cult Leader and Deftones create their very own West Texas Rock 'n' Roll dust devil.

We couldn't think of a better place to unleash a boat-shaped piñata filled with limited edition FMX Birthday Bash t-shirts primed and ready to be annihilated.

Here's proof that it only takes a few seconds to destroy a perfectly good piñata when there's free FMX clothing involved.