So, what do you think this story is about?  Do you think it's about sea mammal abuse, or personal abuse.  Well I'll give you a second to make up your mind.  Okay, now click through.

This story is actually about personal abuse, but there is a strong animal "factor" in it.  Don't worry, there is no bestiality and no animals or fish were hurt.  This is just plain beach weirdness for you.  Enjoy: