Once again props to my friend JJT for this find.  I was able to find a slightly cleaner copy of it, but Rob Zombie obviously grunged it up a bit for the film.

It's the one and only Captain Spaulding from Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects here to talk to you about the holidays.  He even has a little ear worm to plant in your brain.  So for those of us who like our scary times a little more than our xmastimes, enjoy this moment with the Captain of Xmas, Captain Spaulding.