As you all know by now I am an undercover fashion expert. If you ever need to know if those shoes look good with that top, ask me, if you wonder if you should wear that hat with those pants, I'm the guy to ask.OK, so I'm full of *hit, but I do know a few things, one is shoes with velcro are for 2 year olds and lazy people, and sandles are for girls, little kids and Jesus.

That being said, men, LISTEN UP! If you are among the dudes that think you look good in sandles...YOU DON'T! Add to that this craze with those damn Chaco sandles, and you not only have a bad look, but you have a bad look with velcro!

End the madness, please!