Russell Peters is an awesome stand up comedian. If you haven't checked out his full length shows, then I suggest you pull some up (I think you can get some on Netflix or Epix). If you don't have either of those, have no fear, I've got a great clip for you after the break.

Russell Peters is a teller of truths. Tell me this video doesn't hit home for all of you guys who've been in a relationship for a while.  Careful, there's some strong language in this one.  Guys, watch this by yourself once, THEN decide if you want your lady to watch it.

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