Santa Reassembles Pickled People Parts [AUDIO]
Have you ever wondered how Saint Nicholas got to be a Saint? There is that matter of miracles you have to perform. I know that's whats keeping me from being a Saint. I only have one miracle. It's a miracle I'm on the radio. More after the jump.
So Santa had to deal with a grisly discovery and "technically" make some zombies to get his Sainthood. This is a real creepy story. Here you go: