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Dumb Criminal, Isn't That An Oxymoron? [VIDEO]

Driver — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 04:00:23 +0000

Ever seen the news segments about stupid criminals? You know the ones with things like a person who hatched a brilliant plan to break into a house by entering the house through the chimney.

Wacky Robbery Foiled By Restaurant Manager [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 21:00:13 +0000

Who doesn’t like ‘”stupid criminal” stories? Nothing is better than a bad deed blowing up in a bad persons face. We’ve got a winner of a nutjob in today’s story for you. Click through for details. Today’s robber is not Mick Foley. Wrestling fans will definitely get the reference. A man with a sock on [...]

Man Puts Romance in His Pants [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:00:14 +0000

Shoplifters are a funny sort. Sometimes shoplifters steal what they need, sometimes it’s whats available and sometimes its a whole shopping list. Evidently the shoplifter in this story had a very specific idea of what he needed. Check out the list of items this guy shoplifted and see if you draw the same conclusions we [...]

The RockShow Emits a Puff Of "Monday Magic" [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:00:32 +0000

The Crime Beat goes Awry. The RockShow supplies a little bit of Monday Magic though. Hey, we’re guys and we do “guy” things. We find other “guy” things funny. Wow, doesn’t “guy things” sound a little, ah, you know. Anyways, here’s a moment gone wrong.

Stupid Criminals of the Week [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:00:46 +0000

We love stupid criminal stories. It’s great when bad things happen to bad people. This story will be very hard to top this week. What could be worse than leaving your fingerprints behind at a robbery? And what could be worse than leaving your drivers license behind at a robbery? You still don’t know? Then [...]

Habitual Paint Huffer Jailed (Again)

Wes — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:38:32 +0000

You won't believe how many times this guys been arrested, and still he looks happy as hell (it's probably because he has no brain left). Click through to read the story of the tin man.