Another dumb ass wanna be terrorist has been caught.  The bomb he was carrying was a dud provided to him by federal agents.  His target was a Christmas tree lighting in Portland.

Here's my proposal-these guys don't mind dying for a cause, but what about living through the punishment.

I believe the U.S. should open a new prison called "Sodomax".  The prison would be populated by convicted terrorists and giant rednecks who don't care WHAT they screw.

In other words, let's take the "72 virgins" out of the front of these guys and put "72 rednecks" behind them.