There are times that will always crystallize in your mind.  Much like your first love, you'll remember every sight, sound and smell around you.  This is one of those moments.  You will never forget where you were when

you heard 'it's NOT okay to kick a baby in the balls".  More after the jump.

In today's story, the gentleman has a very specific belief-he believes it's his moms fault he has a small package.  Yeah, seriously.  Here's the story: