There's nothing really funny about the controversy over the fight between Texas Tech athletes, but that won't stop me.  The names (Nigel) Bethel & (Amber) Battle reminded me of a famous fight/tongue twister from the Dr. Seuss book, "Fox In Sox".

 

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If Texas Tech's Bethel and Battle were tweedle-beetles,

Would it be a tweedle beetle Bethel Battle, battle?

And if they battled in Tech's bubble,

Would it be a  tweedle beetle Bethel Battle bubble battle?

And if they were playing b-ball while they battled,

Would it be a tweedle beetle Bethel Battle b-ball bubble battle?

And if they were punished with a paddle,

Would it be a tweedle beetle Bethel Battle b-ball bubble battle paddle?

And was Bethel addled instead of paddled, while Battle was rattled

And was it trouble because he traveled?

If so, then it was a tweedle beetle Bethel traveled b-ball battle with a rattled Battle in the bubble trouble.

We're just baffled at this backboard b-ball battle....