The Texas Tech Fight In The Style Of Dr. Suess

There's nothing really funny about the controversy over the fight between Texas Tech athletes, but that won't stop me.  The names (Nigel) Bethel & (Amber) Battle reminded me of a famous fight/tongue twister from the Dr. Seuss book, "Fox In Sox".

If Texas Tech's Bethel and Battle were tweedle-beetles,

Would it be a tweedle beetle Bethel Battle, battle?

And if they battled in Tech's bubble,

Would it be a  tweedle beetle Bethel Battle bubble battle?

And if they were playing b-ball while they battled,

Would it be a tweedle beetle Bethel Battle b-ball bubble battle?

And if they were punished with a paddle,

Would it be a tweedle beetle Bethel Battle b-ball bubble battle paddle?

And was Bethel addled instead of paddled, while Battle was rattled

And was it trouble because he traveled?

If so, then it was a tweedle beetle Bethel traveled b-ball battle with a rattled Battle in the bubble trouble.

We're just baffled at this backboard b-ball battle....