5 Things That Might Be Responsible for Wolfforth’s Unholy Stench

WOLFFORTH, Texas-- Residents of Wolfforth have been complaining about a mysterious, foul odor drifting through the air. Some claim it smells like raw sewage. My brother said it smells like "straight-up booty hole."

The smell hasn't made it to Lubbock, thank goodness. I've completely avoided the funk happening in that town.

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Randy Criswell, Wolfforth city manager, says the wastewater treatment facility on FM 179 is responsible for the stank. While that is likely true, I've got a few alternative ideas you might find amusing...

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Alright, enough...

Now that we got that out of the way, is it really that bad over there, guys? Maybe if everyone throws a couple of new cubes in their candle warmers at once, it'll help.

Oh, and pro tip: smoke shops carry the BEST air fresheners.

I'm not sure why. But, man, they've really cornered the market with those sprays. You could get away with murder, or at least, keep yourself from getting evicted. Maybe two birds with one stone, depending on how you handle Wednesdays.

Tell me about it! Drop a comment below this article or email me at Chrissy.Covington@townsquaremedia.com. The better your description of the stench, the harder I will laugh, and I'm having a cruddy day. Help ya girl out!

If you're looking for more silly Lubbock-based news, you can find it in the galleries below. And, if you're from Shallowater, I'm sorry. Not for what I said, but for you. I hope you find your way out one day.

I'll pray for you, or something...