All I Want Is My $1.07 Burrito

Ever notice how some the traffic signals at some local intersections seemed to be linked to "STUPID!" I have the "pleasure" of having to endure one of those lights everytime I leave my house.

Besides the fact that there are 3 lanes, all with arrows that point straight, there are signs that say "left lane turn only, and right lane must turn right..." what the HELL? Then to make matters even worse when traveling east or west the first light under the overpass stays green for less than 3 seconds and the ones on the other side stay green for over a minute while all the other lights are red...

So basically if you haul ass past the first light you're good, but if you miss it, you're stuck there watching everyone else stuck at red lights and everyone watching the green light on the other side...

All I want, is to get through the intersection and get to Stripes, get my damn breakfast burrito and get back home...