Are These What Tinder Profiles of Lubbock Celebrities Would Look

This is what happens when you spend too much time thinking up stupid stuff...

It's hard to find a millennial who, at some point or another, hasn't explored the fascinating and disturbing world of online dating. Especially with the prevalence of dating app available these days.

Tinder, Bumble, Match, Hinge, Grindr, etc. all have the same purpose in theory: to bring on the sexy time. But what would Tinder profiles of some of Lubbock's most famous (and infamous) characters look like? Maybe a little something like this.

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