RockShow Threesome

Hey what's worse that putting pictures of your crimes on Facebook?  Committing crimes against the POLICE and putting the pictures on Facebook.  Yes technology is allowing us a whole new class of dumbass criminals.  More after the jump.

Well our secret service has stepped into it.  They found themselves having a good time with some Colombian hookers putting themselves in a tight spot (both literally and figuratively).  The question at hand is, how big of a 'breach of trust' is this?  Does it open them up for blackmail or just make them stupid?  We get into it on this one next:

Sam Loeffler is a bit of anomaly, he's the spokesman for his band.  Trust me, we don't get very many drummers who are entrusted with basically a bands entire reputation.  Sam is a great fit at the job though, he's engaging, funny and honest almost to a fault.   More after the jump.

I hope you can think all the way back to last Friday.  Did anything odd, bad or weird happen to you.  Is there anything you attributed, even jokingly to "Friday the 13th".  We'd love to document these "incidents", tell us "Did you experience any actual bad luck on Friday the 13th"? More general info about the Smokin' Poll after the click.

"Hooking up" is a dangerous thing. Have you every thought about all of the billions of things that could go wrong as part of or as a result of your 'one night stand'.  You could catch a disease, you could get murdered, and you could run into a crazy person who won't let you stop having sex.  More after the jump.

If you have a red mohawk and you saw Megadeth and Motorhead, you may be a daddy. Oh, wait it get's even better than that. Click through for a VERY NAUGHTY "Too Naughty News" plus more fun after the break.

Frat-bags do the dumbest thing. If you told me you were going to tape me to a bunch of other naked dudes, i'd tell you 'laterz'.  For some reason these prospective douche bags not only took it, they wouldn't help the police.  This and more fun after the jump.

Kids, they're cute so we don't beat them.  Seriously, kids are like little miniature savages just waiting for you to turn your back so they can mess stuff up.  Heathen's kids are...uh...heathens.  This is a pretty funny story, check it out and two other bonus pieces of RockShow audio after the jump.

In America (we think) it's okay to have your multi-position, f'able sex chairs.  But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to "own" it.  Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say "this is who I am and this is what I want".  The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it's that he committed identi

Here comes Peter Cottontail, Wobbling down the bunny trail Hippity Hoppitty ...jeez is it hot here, I'm feeling woozy Yes kids, the Easter Bunny is just your neighborhood drug dealer.  Click through f0r the story plus to other bonus bits of audio you can't live without.

Man I don't even know how to describe this particular video?  Hmm, it's a short film with a weird hero and an even weirder team of backups.  There's also one very pretty girl named Kelly.  For some reason this team of I guess "superheros" has to go fight pirates.  Ohhh and it's badly lip-synched on purpose.  More after the jump.

A lot of us try to avoid the "touristy" spots, but there are times when they are exactly what you want.  Would you like to visit the pyramids, the Eiffel Tower,  or The Grand Canyon?  What about Disneyworld or Knotts Berry Farm?  From landmarks to themeparks, "What Tourist Destination Would You Like To Go To Or See? More general info on the Smokin' Poll and the link to our Facebook