5 Fab Places To Take A ‘Fart Walk’ In Lubbock (And Where You Never Should)

They don't call it an "after-dinner stroll anymore," folks. No. It's a fart walk. And they are good for you. Doctors say that taking a stroll after a meal can help aid in your digestion and promote muscle contractions in the stomach that help prevent gas buildup.

I'm not going to pretend I am at all mature about any of this, though. I've been laughing my head off at the term "fart walk" since my morning show partner filled me in on what they were yesterday. It was then that I decided this article must exist, and I was up all night thinking about the best places to fart in Lubbock, but also, the places you probably never should. Hopefully, you're as gassed up as I am about the world embracing fart walks.

Let's take a look at the best places in Lubbock to let one rip...

I can think of about a hundred other great places for fart walks, but I guess we don't have all day. My boss thinks writing about farts is a waste of time, so he likely won't read this, which is a shame. If he did, he would notice that I'm considering taking a fart walk by his office this afternoon. Testing, testing, is this thing on? I repeat. Bossman, are you there? It's me, Chrissy. I'm headed your way in 5....4....3....

In closing, take a fart walk! It'll keep you healthy, and it's fun to say! What could be better than that? I'll catch you smelly bunch on the flip side.