Grandma Said WHAT?! West Texas Elders Unhinged in Public

I'm sick of the news.

Let's laugh at old people instead.

Ever gotten questionable advice from your grandpa? What about being approached by an old woman in public who doesn't like your haircut? Sometimes the audacity folks have to just pop off and say stuff is INSANE!? Like, how did they get this old, behaving like this in public!? 

Old People Say The Darndest Things...

Last week, my morning show partner and I asked radio listeners in West Texas to submit the wildest and most unhinged things an old person has ever said to them. We got hundreds of responses, y'all, and the stories are hilarious. I HAVE to share some of the craziest with you. I thought it would be a fun way to lighten the mood, given the US is basically on fire...because of...well...OLD PEOPLE.

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Prepare For Laughs

Throw some popcorn in the microwave, get comfy, and have a laugh with me at the expense of the people we're supposed to be honoring and taking the most life advice from, because man, they are just as big a mess as us youngins', I'll tell ya what.

Have Something To Add?

I'd love to hear from you! Feel free to tell me the craziest thing an old person has ever told you! You can drop it in the comments below this article, wherever you see it, or email me at Chrissy.Covington@townsquaremedia.com. I'd love to add yours to the list!

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