Does your hometown have a scandalous nickname? Most do. Some are worse than others. The thing about nicknames is that you don't get to choose them yourself. They are a gift bestowed upon you by the people who love you (or hate you) the most...and...they stick whether you want them to or not.

Some of my friends still call me "Crispy", a name given to me when I had an exceptionally bad sunburn at a summer camp. I don't mind it. It's better than some of the other things I've been called.

Check out the gallery below for some of the funniest naughty nicknames from Texas towns:

21 Texas Towns With Extra Naughty Nicknames

Texans simply do not hold back when it comes to nicknames, so here's a warning now if you have delicate sensibilities. Some of these names are pretty brutal, perhaps undeserving. Others, well...they walked right into it.

What did we miss? Does your town have a super naughty nickname? I'd love to hear from you. Drop a comment below this article wherever you see it or email me at

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