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So what's up?

A friend identified in the credits by his porn star name A.C. Drainsucker took a picture of a Tahoe cruising down 82nd Street here in Lubbock. It certainly had an eye-catching bumper sticker on the window.

I'm not sure what kind of lady would identify herself in this way, but I gotta say... what's up?

A.C. Drainsucker
A.C. Drainsucker
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Wow, you certainly have a lot of confidence to travel with a sticker that says "Milf Mobile." Ohhhhhh, wait. Dang. Maybe the owner isn't saying that a Milf is driving, but a pickup vehicle for vehicles? Man, that changes everything. Nevermind on that "what's up?" If this is a dude that's out there trolling for Milfs then you sir have my attention and respect.

Now, I'm sure everyone at this point has seen American Pie and knows the legend of Stiffler's mom, but in the movie, she's identified as a Milf by John Cho's character. If you want to continue to pretend that you live under a rock, Milf means, "Mom I'd Like to f***" -- AKA make sweet, passionate love to.

So I'm sure by now someone out there has said, 'oh, I know who that Tahoe belongs to.' I'm thinking it's probably best that we keep a little mystery in the air and NOT find out exactly what's up with this vehicle. In my mind, it's Fergie-Ferg doing that M.I.L.F. video scene in the milk-filled bathtub.

Careful: this video is unedited and better than porn

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