Have You Heard The Nasty Rumor About Butterball Turkey?

I must live under a rock or something, because it wasn't until today that someone told me about the weird stuff that happened with some turkeys at a Butterball plant in Ozark, Arkansas.

Yeah. I know. Strange opening. Then again, if you read any of my BS regularly, you should be used to it by now.
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I didn't think I'd be thinking about sh*t like this today. But, now? Yeah. It's got my head all effed up, and I've decided to pass the knowledge onto you, dear reader. It's like the cursed VHS tape in The Ring, or whatever.

Prepare yourselves. This is disgusting. I'm not even going to go into detail.

But, just in case you're one of those people who doesn't finish a video or read until the end of an article, I'm going to spoil some of the shock value and tell you ahead of time that this happened a LONG time ago, okay?

My friend told me about it in the car earlier and SWORE it happened today, which was pretty disturbing. I have a feeling a ton of folks out there are passing it along as if it happened today, too. It did not. But, it's icky nonetheless.

Let's put the rumor to bed...by rehashing it...

That doesn't make sense upfront, but hear me out.

Just roll with me.

Or, just click away.

You still have time.

You don't need this in your life.

Check out the video below: