It’s That Time Of Year When The Weathermen Go Wild

I know we're dry.  I know the prospect of rain is exciting. I also know that it takes seconds, not minutes to let everyone know whats going on. Read more after the jump.

I was just sitting here sketching out some future blogs with the t.v. on in the background.  Dr. Phil was telling some teenage girl that she sucked at life or something. On comes the weatherman going on and on and on about the weather in the area.  What appalled me was he actually said something to the effect of, " Dr. Phil is a repeat so we can continue coverage".  What kind of bullsh@t is that?  Maybe I've never seen it before.  Maybe I don't want to listen to you prattle on.  Maybe that obnoxious crap you put in the corner of the screen (and sometimes across the bottom) is more than enough for me to figure out what is going on.  But nooooooo, he's got to go through all the small towns that you've never heard of that might get a little rain.  It's not like there were even tornadoes or anything.  Just storms.
The point being, we know you weather guys get massive boners when there is actually something to talk about.  May I suggest you go "knock one out", then take care of the t.v. business.  Now this is a little coarse, but serious...as exciting as it is to you, it's maybe 1/10th as exciting to us.  So take it down a notch, do what you gotta do quickly and get the hell off my t.v.  The weather is important, but not THAT important.

Here's some other weathermen f'n up.