Lost Chicken Spotted Hanging Out At Levelland Burger King

Is anybody in Levelland missing a chicken? A stray chicken has been spotted several times over the past couple of days, standing around in the parking lot. I don't think she's there for a flame-broiled burger. Either this little lady is lost, or those delicious Burger King chicken sandwiches are much fresher than we realize...

Levelland resident, Brandi Tadlock, told FMX that she has seen the chicken several times and that she thinks there actually might be more than one wandering around. There's also a post about it on a Levelland Facebook page for lost and found pets.

Is this your baby? If you think this could be your chicken, you might want to go grab yourself a Whopper and scoop her up. She's probably sick of eating old discarded french fries in the parking lot. They don't taste very good when they get cold...

There's also always the possibility that she's actually just there for a job interview. You can tell from the picture that they are hiring. Times are tough and chicken feed is expensive. You never know...

Anyway, enough of that nonsense. Somebody go rescue her! She might be roaming around in the area of 1304 College Avenue, and I bet she's got a story to tell. Send her my way so I can write another weird article like this one. I'm always looking for content if that's not totally apparent by the fact that I'm literally writing about a lost chicken in the Burger King parking lot.

*sigh*

I need a drink...