Lubbock’s Personality Shines In This Quirky Dating Profile

Dating apps are pretty popular these days. Imagine one built specifically for the city of Lubbock, as if it were looking for a hot night out? What would Lubbock put on its dating profile?

I've got a few ideas...

Here's what you'd see while swiping if you came across Lubbock's dating profile:

Name: Lubbock, Texas

Age: Old enough to know better and young enough to keep pretending I don't.

Looking for: A long-term situation...or at least someone willing to come visit on the weekends.

Bio:

Hey. It's me. Lubbock. I might not be what you pictured, but I bet I'll grow on you. Slowly. Like dust. Everywhere. Ha..

I'm honest, and a little rough around the edges. I'm also extremely committed to doing things as I've always done them. Good luck trying to change me. It's not happening. I have strong opinions, even stronger winds, and an emotional attachment to Buddy Holly that I shouldn't have to justify at every single rendezvous. (We were JUST friends.)

I'm not real flashy, but I might surprise you with good Mexican food when you least expect it.

Interests:

• Football (I take it VERY seriously.)
• Live music (I'm talking dope-ass underground sh*t you've never heard, too.)
• Complaining about the weather
• Parking lots with personality
• Thrifting

Pros:

• I'm a cheap date
• I'm easy to love
• I'm loyal (once you're in)
• I know how to have a good time

Cons:

• Emotionally unavailable in January
• I get windy for no reason
• Will (possibly) make you question your life choices daily
• Lacking in the tree department

Ideal Match:

• Someone who doesn't mind a little grit. A city that won't judge me for my haboobs, casual chaos, or the fact that I just "can't" when it's cold out.
• Bonus points if you're cool with staying in sometimes, but I also like to get down randomly on a Thursday night, especially when karaoke is involved.

Dealbreakers:

• Cities that think they're better than me (yeah, right..)
• Anyone who says, "There's nothing to do there."
• Places that panic over mild weather changes

Best Pick-Up Line:

• "I'm not what you planned...but you're gonna stay longer than you meant to."

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