Natural Selection At Work! Watch This Lubbock Man Jog On Loop 289
There's no shame in trying to get in shape, in fact, I could stand to jog a few (thousand) miles, but jogging on Loop 289 in Lubbock, Texas has got to be one of the dumbest things someone could possibly do. If you're trying to add years to your life by dropping some pounds, taking a jog on the loop is definitely the wrong way to go about it.
I came across a video by my friend Cory Prindle of a man having a lovely Saturday afternoon jog in the worst possible place in town. Some people seem to think they are invincible. It's only a matter of time before a crazy Lubbock driver proves otherwise. It's wild out there, folks. The Loop is no place for joggers.
Check out the ridiculous video below:
We've got dozens of different parks to choose from, buddy! There's no point in jogging on the loop unless you are just trying to get attention. If that's the case, then he's done it! He made himself look like a total moron and gave me something to write about today. Maybe I should thank him?
If you know this guy, kindly remind him just how unsafe it is to jog on the highway. Maybe he's from another place where people don't crash into each other regularly? If so, where is that place? Asking for a friend...
Be safe out there, guys, and don't jog on the Loop. It's 10/10 bad news bears.