No Magic For This Mike

Last night during dinner the Woodmaker dropped a bomb on me.

She has always been good at planning surprises for me on my birthday, so naturally, I always look forward to the days leading up to the big day because I know she will always come through for me.

As we had dinner the t.v. was on and a commercial for Magic Mike XXL came on while we were discussing plans for the week.

All of a sudden my sweet thang got this glazed look in her eyes and announced we are going to the movies on Tuesday...looks like I get to spend my birthday in a dark place with a bunch of strippers after all.