
9 Things You’ll Find in Every Lubbock Garage
You can learn a shocking amount about a person by taking a peek at their garage...
It doesn't matter what neighborhood you live in or how nice your house is. Pretty much every single Lubbock garage contains the same 9 objects.
Scientists should probably study this or something...
9 Things in Every Lubbock Garage
1. A Refrigerator That Only Contains Drinks
No groceries. No kitchen food. This garage fridge is exclusively for bottled water, Dr Pepper, a bag of ice, and a few mystery condiments. The outside is covered in magnets that were banished from the indoor fridge when your mom replaced it with one of those shiny, fancy silver ones.
2. A Folding Chair That Can Absolutely Not be Trusted
Nobody knows where it came from, but you'd be wise to never sit in it. Why it's still in the garage is a total mystery...
3. At Least One Box of Mystery Cables
Inside, you'll find chargers for phones that haven't been sold since 2009, at least three HDMI cables, and several wires that we've developed an emotional attachment to, regardless of whether or not we still have the objects they were once used with.
4. Sports Equipment Nobody Has Touch in Years
You'll find your mom's tennis racket from high school, a skateboard that now belongs to someone in their 40s, and 4 baseball mitts infested with spiders. Fantastic.
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5. Paint Cans From The Bush Administration
Nobody knows the color, or if they even still work, but someone blew money on them in 2002, so now they are legally part of the garage forever.
6. An Ice Chest Collection
No family needs this many coolers, especially when half of them are styrofoam and look like they are seconds away from the bottom dropping out. One of them smells weird and should probably never be opened again.
7. A Toolbox Full of Anything But Tools
Batteries, buttons, expired coupons, random ketchup packets, some super glue, and zero items anyone can find when they actually need them.
Meanwhile, the actual screwdriver seems to be missing again...
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8. One Massive Object Nobody Wants to Deal With
This could be one of many things:
A broken recliner, an exercise machine you swore you needed, a HUGE box television that requires 6 pallbearers to carry to the dumpster. You name it. Everyone has that one big object they've totally given up on.
9. A Person Standing Around Explaining a Future Project
This is the most important object in a Lubbock garage. Every single one of them has at least one person with plans to fix up, restore, sell, or tinker around with the other junk in the garage.
Their plans have been in existence since 2016, and they've yet to get started on them...
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