Meet Chrysis, a SuicideGirl who hates shower curtains and liars and can’t live with espresso. 

Name: Chrysis

Location: Ohio

Occupation: Perpetual Accidental Melter of Things. Veterinary technician. Facebook creeper.

Stats: Loved it. You can borrow my notes.

Heroes: My brother. Anderson Cooper. Henry Rollins. Kay Redfield Jamison. Elizabeth Warren.

Favorite position: Little spoon.

Sign: Slow down.

Cigarettes: Nope

My diet: Omnivore

Alcohol: Nope

My drug use: Drug Free

My kink factor: I’ll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

My politics: Bleeding-heart Liberal.

My status: Single

My idea of a good time: Reading at the coffeeshop.

Into: World events, social avoidance, grammar, straight-edge, going fast, veterinary medicine, coffee, sushi, old dogs, smarties — and not the candy, baking a cake for every reason, stirring up trouble, brain-stretches, language, truth, blood, bruises, scars and being left to my devices.

Not into: People who prey on others, liars, forward boys, fatty foods, the “party scene,” the Tea Party, pollution [environmental and mental], second-hand smoke, prejudice and shower curtains.

Hobbies: Cycle of self-destruction & self-improvement, fueled by coffee.

5 things I can’t live without: Heavy eyeliner, unlimited texting, espresso, sunlight and a reliable pen.

I spend most of my free time: Neurotically making lists. Overanalyzing. Daydreaming.

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