Feeling icky and sicky in The Hub City?

Everyone in Lubbock is passing around the same crud, and wait times at the big emergency rooms are INSANE. A few months ago, I waited over 6 hours in one ER until I finally got so fed up, that I left and went to another ER, only to wait an additional 3 hours before giving up and going home around 4 am. I was left to suffer through the worst food poisoning one can imagine, in my bed, with nothing but over-the-counter meds and my cats. It was friggin' brutal, dude.

I was skeptical when I heard about a new clinic with virtually zero wait time, but I ended up checking it out anyway. It couldn't be any worse than the night I'd already suffered through, right?

Y'all, no joke, it was the fastest trip to an emergency clinic I've ever had, AND, it's fancy and nice in there!

So, where is this mystery clinic? 

I hate to go and spoil it, but...I must. Right now, someone has been sitting in a packed emergency room for HOURS, praying they don't cr*p themselves the next time they cough.

This information is for you, sir.

Check out the UMC Emergency Center right behind the Health and Wellness Hospital, way out in the area of 114th and Slide. They have become my go-to spot because you can get in and out so quickly (until this article goes viral), and it's also really nice in there!

So, get while the gettin' is good, and feel better soon!

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