Twin Peaks Celebrates Bikini Week Beginning July 15th

This is fairly self-explanatory, but that isn't going to keep me from gushing about it.

Bikini week begins this Wednesday, July 15th at Twin Peaks. The gorgeous servers will be in bikinis.

This is great because:

1. It's entirely too hot for their usual plaid.

2. Nobody hates pretty girls in bikinis.

Okay, maybe somebody does, but I don't want to know that person. Even if you don't like girls like that, there is something very enchanting about the female figure. If you doubt that, please research the entire history of art.

I know you will all behave yourselves, and luckily your mask will hide any drooling. Be sure to tip your server generously, you are getting service and a show after all.