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The Catholic Church is currently experiencing a shortage of exorcists.

About a hundred priests are gathering around Houston-Galveston this weekend to study up on the Devil's dirty dealings.   The Catholic News Service says exorcisms are rarely as dramatic as portrayed by Hollywood but still offers the following as signs someone may be possessed

• Speaking in a language the person doesn't know
• Scratching, cutting or biting of the skin
• Profound display of strength
• Aversion to anything Holy
• Lack of appetite or sleeplessness