[WATCH] Cowgirl Brawl Breaks Out In Porta-Potty At Morgan Wallen Show

Nothing like waking up to a cowgirl fight video in a porta-potty, y'all. It just doesn't get any classier than that. A wild brawl broke out at a Morgan Wallen concert in Pittsburgh and the footage is quickly spreading across the internet. It was only fair that I helped continue its spread. You're all welcome.

When you watch the video, pay attention to the girl in the white shirt, that narrowly escapes. The look on her face is priceless. I can't really think of a worse place for a fight than a nasty porta john that's been used by thousands of guests.

Lord have mercy.

I'd bust out a white flag and surrender with an unprecedented quickness. No, thank you, especially if it was over a man. Y'all can just have him. No poo water for me.

Check out the footage shared on X (Twitter, whatever) last night by user @colin_dunlap:

You're already fighting for air while using the restroom in a portable toilet in the summer heat. Imagine actually fighting for your life in one. Ick.

Morgan, you've got some rowdy fans out there. Also, I didn't realize cowboy boots even existed in Pittsburgh. You learn something new every day, huh?

Do you have a crazy fight video from a recent concert? I'd love to take a peek at it. Feel free to email me at Chrissy.Covington@townsquaremedia.com for a chance to have your video featured in an article.

Now, y'all behave yourselves, ya hear? And stay away from porta potties when you throw down at a concert. Nobody wants to sit next to the aftermath for an entire show. Country music stinks enough on its own.