[WATCH] This Goth Girl Carwash Makes Me Want To Visit Waco, Texas

Local Waco oddities and collectibles store, Skellington Curiosities, recently held a "Goth Girl Carwash" and it looks like it was a blast. I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure Lubbock should just open one of these full-time because we've certainly got enough hot goth chicks and dirty cars to keep the money flowing!

Just a suggestion...

A video posted of them to TikTok is going viral right now, and I thought you might get a kick out of it. I'll be adding Skellington Curiosities to my list of reasons to go to Waco, along with the dope-ass pink AirBnb I covered in an article not too long ago. Looks like it's time to book it and check Waco out.

Apparently, Waco is a whole lot more fun than I realized. I'm starting to wonder if someone spread rumors that it was lame there on purpose to keep us all out and keep all out and to keep all the cool stuff to themselves. Jerks.

Anyway, check out their fun goth girl carwash below, and then consider getting a business loan and opening one in Lubbock. Kthanks.

I'm sure there were a couple of sunburns that day!

Anywho, someone around Lubbock needs to jump on having one of these to raise money for some kind of charitable organization or something. I bet you'd have a stellar turnout, and probably piss off a couple of church ladies, too, which is one of my favorite things to do!

We need more goth girl car washes in the 806! Who wants to go to Waco? I'll drive.