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Yeah, I broke out some poetry.  Yes it is beautiful and yes it is also tragic.  Maybe you'll love it.  Maybe you'll hate it.  You will be moved by it. More after the jump.

A guy possibly in East London got so tired of hearing his neighbors get it on that he decided to do something about it. He recorded them. And posted it on the internet.

It's funny some people still aren't sold on chiropractors.  For me, chiropractors were really a lifesaver.  It wasn't just the treatments that helped me, but also the advice.  One bit is, if you sit on a big fat wallet all your life it's going to shift your spine...no duh, huh?  Well you don't think about it until someone brings it up.  Now people are at risk of getting 'jowl-y".  Details aft

This is for that movie "Rock Of Ages." You know, the movie from the even dumber Broadway play? The one that will bring about Armageddon and the end of times? Yeah its that one.

Who doesn't love those dumb criminal stories?  Today will go down as one of the dumbest.  Click through for this and two more slices of audio apple pie!

I guess when you lead the way in any new musical sound, you get called to do it with people form all genres. That's what's happened now for Skrillex. He did the dubstep thing, then got called in by Korn. Now he's done a track with Damian Marley...

Would you have sex with a robot?  Who am I kidding, some of you have had sex with chickens (you know who you are).  Anyways, servo-poon is coming your way someday soon.  Details after the jump.

Matt Tuck from Bullet For My Valentine has a new side project that we've told you about before. It's called Axewound and it's pretty heavy. They're offering a free download of their new song "Post Apocalyptic Party" at their website but I grabbed the embed code here.

Pearl Jam lead singer Eddie Vedder released as a solo track a song he did for the compilation "Every Mother Counts."

Did I use up all the good lines in the headline?  No, I think we managed to squeeze out a few more funnies at the expense of Bill Boner.  I wonder if he's "hard" headed?  Do you think he's a working "stiff"?  More, if you can take it, after the jump.

This is one of those questions/headlines that really doesn't need to be answered, but remember, no matter how twisted the RockShow is, we aren't twisted enough to come up with stuff like this.  Nope, this is an actual law that is being debated overseas.  Click through for RockShow Necro-Magical-Fun Time.

Wow, I always knew kicking or grabbing somebody's junk would get their attention.  I had no idea that it could involve fatalities.  Can you just imagine having your giggle-berries squeezed until you passed out and died?  Jeez, that's gotta suck.  The story after the jump.