I have a full head of hair but I prefer to shave my head. At the Guns N' Roses concert I had so many women rubbing my head I though a genie was going to pop out of my pants. Yeah, it's nice. More after the jump.
First let me give you the line-up, and then you can watch the trailer. "Machete Kills" stars Danny Trejo as Machete, of course. Returning are Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba. But there's some awesome new blood too!
Okay, a theater has 400 seats. They sell 400 tickets. This is very much a problem. An usher comes in trying to get everybody to squeeze together so that later arriving groups can sit together. This happened to a friend of mine who went to the opening of FF6. The usher may not have been ready for what happened next. More after the jump.
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