things you can't unhear

The Big RockShow Big One: Forget Jaws, This Is The Most Frightening Fish!
The Big RockShow Big One: Forget Jaws, This Is The Most Frightening Fish!
The Big RockShow Big One: Forget Jaws, This Is The Most Frightening Fish!
I don't care for fish much.  I occasionally eat 'em and apparently for that reason, they want revenge.  Fish seem to be getting more aggressive and freakish.  The fish we're talking about today targets a very specific part of a mans body and it's not good.  More after the break.
RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?
RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?
RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?
Man there's a lot of pee in pools.  It ain't right, but it's probably not half as bad as the other stuff that's coming off you when you get in there.  Heck, the oceans nothing but a fish toilet (thank you Surf Punks).  More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: Could You Save A Monkey’s Life By Licking His Rear (Repeatedly)?
RockShow Threesome: Could You Save A Monkey’s Life By Licking His Rear (Repeatedly)?
RockShow Threesome: Could You Save A Monkey’s Life By Licking His Rear (Repeatedly)?
Man, I guess sometimes you really "got to want it".  A Chinese zoo keeper really wanted to save the life of a monkey.  He went a little bit further than I would.  Hell, if this is what it took for Heathen to live, I'd tell him he was gonna die.  Check out the story after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: The Dangers Of Eating Sushi Include Butt Worms
RockShow Threesome: The Dangers Of Eating Sushi Include Butt Worms
RockShow Threesome: The Dangers Of Eating Sushi Include Butt Worms
I taught myself to like sushi.  Now that I like sushi comes the "threats" that come with eating sushi.  You could literally eat yourself retarded or end up with a giant worm coming out of one or more of your holes.  More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: Swedish Man Leaves Doo-Doo Danish On Floor [AUDIO]
RockShow Threesome: Swedish Man Leaves Doo-Doo Danish On Floor [AUDIO]
RockShow Threesome: Swedish Man Leaves Doo-Doo Danish On Floor [AUDIO]
There's just not a heck of a lot to our first story today. It's just odd for the sake of being odd.  The question is, what would you do if say, your dad, just dropped his pants and took a dump in the middle of Home Depot?  Good question, huh?  More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: Was A Windsurfer Attacked By “The Kraken”? [AUDIO]
RockShow Threesome: Was A Windsurfer Attacked By “The Kraken”? [AUDIO]
RockShow Threesome: Was A Windsurfer Attacked By “The Kraken”? [AUDIO]
So you're all alone in the middle of the sea. You might expect nothingness, you might expect sharks, but should you expect "The Kraken"? As you might know from the popular saying, "the Kraken don't play", so you have to watch out. More details and more fun after the jump.
Heathen Gets His Turn As “Worst Dad Ever” [AUDIO]
Heathen Gets His Turn As “Worst Dad Ever” [AUDIO]
Heathen Gets His Turn As “Worst Dad Ever” [AUDIO]
Okay, truth be told, this could have happened to anyone.  As a matter of fact, something similar has probably happened to you or someone you love.  It's just Heathen's "Turn" to look like a complete assh@le.  More after the jump.
Why Getting Kicked In The Junk Is The Worst [AUDIO]
Why Getting Kicked In The Junk Is The Worst [AUDIO]
Why Getting Kicked In The Junk Is The Worst [AUDIO]
It's another edition of "Things You Can't Unhear".  This time Heathen takes you through the actual physical, chemical and emotional results of being kicked in the junk!  Yes, it's another ball-kicking report with the RockShow.  Check it out after the jump.
You May Be Eating Your Own Doodie! [AUDIO]
You May Be Eating Your Own Doodie! [AUDIO]
You May Be Eating Your Own Doodie! [AUDIO]
Among the many things I'd like to learn: how to avoid eating my own doodie.  Does that sound like a good idea to you too?  If it's high on your list of priorities, you may want to click through and hear what Heathen has to say.

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