There's just not a heck of a lot to our first story today. It's just odd for the sake of being odd.  The question is, what would you do if say, your dad, just dropped his pants and took a dump in the middle of Home Depot?  Good question, huh?  More after the jump.

How crazy do you have to be to just drop a deuce in the middle of a store? In fact, how crazy do you have to be to drop a deuce with no reading materials around? That's nuts!  Here's the story:

Is it possible to be "Ridin' Dirty" on a moped?  It sure as hell is! You just won't be doing it fast enough to get away from the po-po.

Pat Robertson wants you to be able to get high.  But then again, he thinks God sent tornadoes to kill people.  It's kind of hard to like this dude, so maybe you should just get high and laugh at him.