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The RockShow Big One: Do Not Avoid The Moose In The Road

My father in law was a truck driver.  Some of the best advice he ever gave was 'do not swerve' to avoid an animal in the road.  It's sad, but chances are you're not going to miss the animal (there's a high likelihood you can't swerve enough, or they'll swerve the same way).  Now, what do you do when that animal is a BIG animal?  Well I forgot to ask him about that.  More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Gettin’ Sum Culture With The RockShow

Yeah, I broke out some poetry.  Yes it is beautiful and yes it is also tragic.  Maybe you'll love it.  Maybe you'll hate it.  You will be moved by it. More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Cellphone And Laptop Users At Risky For Droopy Dog Syndrome

It's funny some people still aren't sold on chiropractors.  For me, chiropractors were really a lifesaver.  It wasn't just the treatments that helped me, but also the advice.  One bit is, if you sit on a big fat wallet all your life it's going to shift your spine...no duh, huh?  Well you don't think about it until someone brings it up.  Now people are at risk of getting 'jowl-y".  Details after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: The “Too Naughty News” Takes The Ugliest Turn EVER!

We had an edition of the "Too Naughty News" involving a guy and a horse last week that was so disgusting, I didn't even bring it up after it was done (or did I?).  Anyways, this story starts out cool and takes a very ugly turn near the end. Click through for a tale of "Facebook Love".

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RockShow Threesome: Crazy Sex Devices Are Okay, Identity Theft Is Not [AUDIO]

In America (we think) it's okay to have your multi-position, f'able sex chairs.  But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to "own" it.  Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say "this is who I am and this is what I want".  The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it's that he committed identity theft to get them.  Check out the story after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Easter Bunny Arrested For Drugs, Ugly Woman Punchs Boyfriend And One Testicle Makes A Break For It! [AUDIO]

Here comes Peter Cottontail,

Wobbling down the bunny trail

Hippity Hoppitty ...jeez is it hot here, I'm feeling woozy

Yes kids, the Easter Bunny is just your neighborhood drug dealer.  Click through f0r the story plus to other bonus bits of audio you can't live without.

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RockShow Threesome: Vacuums Should Not Be Substituted For Siphons Or Autosucks [AUDIO]

Oh we have serious fun for you today! We also have serious advice, that may actually help you to not blow yourself up. You see blowing yourself up can be painful and on occasions even deadly. Don't blow yourself up. Listen to today's story's.

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RockShow Threesome: Why Women Moan During Sex [AUDIO]

Hey sick puppies!  Thanks for visiting this audio catbox full of chunks of our radio doodies!  Each day we bring you three big lumps from the show, you might smile, you might learn something or you might be mad you wasted your time.  As that dumbass Gump said, "you just never what you're gonna get".  So click through and "get some"!

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RockShow Threesome: Swedish Man Leaves Doo-Doo Danish On Floor [AUDIO]

There's just not a heck of a lot to our first story today. It's just odd for the sake of being odd.  The question is, what would you do if say, your dad, just dropped his pants and took a dump in the middle of Home Depot?  Good question, huh?  More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Ice Fishing Goes Bad Plus How To Catch A Polar Bear

The RockShow Threesome is back in one easy to find threefer package.  We've got three winner pieces of audio today that I think you'll really enjoy.  You ESPECIALLY have to hear the second two.  Click through for the RockShow Threesome!

 

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Robber Tries To Buy Gun Back [AUDIO]

The story should be subtitled "Cedric the Suckass Criminal".  Cedric tried to pull of a heist but things went very poorly for him.  Don't you just love it when this stuff comes back on the criminal?  More after the jump.

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It Sucks To Be Cops [AUDIO]

How about that adrenaline surge of being a cop. You're chasing down those dirty bird criminals, getting into chases and drawing down on thugs, and sometimes you just think you are.  Coming up a story of either cops getting too excited, a robber being too clever or some combination of both.  Check it out after the jump.

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