This is a video about needing to go to the bathroom, BAD.  I pretty sure it's a little gross and probably has some bad language in it. This type of monologue is VERY offensive to some, so don't watch it if you think it may bother you.  More after the jump.

The problem with public bathrooms is you don't know if you're going to catch a case of the hobo-butt-herpes or what.  Sure, there are little to no documented cases of people catching the hobo-butt-herpes, but who the hell wants to be the first.  Anyways, I present this as a lesson to you-if you think you may have to go to the bathroom soon, do it at your house!  Here's another warning:









Okay, don't even claim you weren't warned at this point.  Here's the video: