Do Bears Like Hot Pockets?

It's amazing what you can find on the interwebs without much effort. I ran across this nugget today which got me wondering how much bears like to eat Hot Pockets.

One company decided that one camping essential was in need of some creative updates to the look. How about a sleeping bag that looks like a Hot Pocket Sleeve?!

I'm going with a "hard no" on this one. Even if bears don't like Hot Pockets, which I suspect that they do, these sleeping bags are just plain hideous! If you are looking at these and thinking to yourself, "self, where can I get one of these obviously warm and luxurious looking pockets of hotness", then think no more! You can purchase one, hell why not for the entire family, on the ThinkGeek website.

Or if you're like me and prefer not to "poke the bear" while on vacation, you can always stick to the tried and true plain-jane sleeping bags.