Drunk Driving is bad.  We've established that fact, 100%.  Drunk driving a Zamboni is bad...and hilarious.  Watching a drunk driving Zamboni incident is hilarious and gutbusting.  More after the jump.

Liquor can impair your judgement.  For instance, liquor can tell you that you're fine to drive a low-speed vehicle even if you've had too many.  Liquor is a liar.  Here's Heathen with the details.