Easter Cancelled In Lubbock [VIDEO]

The City of Lubbock has banned outdoor grilling in all city parks. It doesn't matter if you were planning on using a city grill or bringing your own, you're outta luck. The ban is temporary due to the heightened fire risk. They're not saying what the penalty is if you're caught, so I wouldn't worry about it. Heck, a councilman and other city officials can cheat on their taxes and not be punished, what are they going to do to you for grillin' a few wieners? So, shave your legs and hide your eggs all you want at the city parks this weekend, just leave the sausage at home unless you want to fight the power!