Gay Penguins Being Separated [AUDIO]

Okay, so there's there two gay penguins.  Now, we're not talking that they just have "flair", they actually do uh...things with each other.  Well, the zoo ain't having it no more!  Read more after the break.

The penguin population is obviously more important than the happiness of these penguins.  They'd be perfectly happy dancing the "happy feet" dance with each other, but now someone's got to be puttin' bitches up in the gay penguin crib.  Here's the story.